No other changed will be made to the celebration except for the date, still no loaded weapons are permitted, there will be food, prizes, adult beverages, music, and games. The big prize of the night will be for best costume. The usual playing of the original War of the Worlds broadcast will begin at 7PM with the party getting underway at 8PM. See you there.
WHITE MEEUWSEN FRIGHTENS BENIN LOCALS
Chrissy Meeuwsen reports from her Peace Corps post in Benin West Africa that she is single handedly responsible for frightening a number of agnostic native people into becoming religious zealots for Islam. It seems that Meeusen is the only white skinned human within hundreds of miles and well within the boundaries that the native people will roam in their lifetime. Many of the people only see white skin on those who are albinos a common phenomenon in Africa. Most albinos are weak and sickly, Meeusen however demonstrates her great physical ability in front of them proudly to which they are astounded and at once realize the need to worship.
Among her daily duties is the hauling of water from one of the community pumps of which it seems they are only able to keep one working at a time. She must carry the water on her head as the natives do and she is not accustomed to doing so and frequently spills water all over herself. When the laughing becomes too great she sneers at them and they immediately become quiet, thinking that she might be a white Goddess and may make them burst into flame at will.
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