Join Dave, Joanie, and Mike and Tim for complete coverage starting with the pregame show at 1:30 PM on the Turkey Bowl Sports Network.
THE CHEERLEADERS CORNER
TEAMS ARE NOT LIMITED TO ANY NUMBER OF PLAYERS, IF MORE PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY THEY WILL BE ADDED TO THE ROSTER ON THAT DAY. THE XPFL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO TRADE OR MOVE PLAYERS AS IT SEES FIT.
XPFL OFFICIALS:
REFEREE
SAM POQUETTE
TOM PICKETT
RICHARD POQUETTE
FIELD JUDGE
ABOUT THE OFFICIAL XPFL FIELD
LENGTH: 50 YARDS
WIDTH: 25 YARDS
GOAL POSTS: NONE
LIGHTS: NONE
PRESS BOX : 25 YARD LINE EITHER SIDE
Official XPFL Rules
This is full contact football with NFL rules with exceptions:
The 3 second rule - No one can blitz the quarter back until 3 seconds after the ball is snapped. Likewise the quarterback may only run out of the pocket and past the line of scrimmage if he is chased out by the defense. The quarterback must
Get rid of the ball within 10 seconds of the snap or he is down at the spot he is standing.
No field goals – Because of the fact that there are no goal posts.
Only one First Down is attainable – Because of the short field and the limited amount of players there is only one first down
On side kicks are prohibited.
Disputed Plays – Because there is no television instant replay, plays in dispute will be decided by Magic 8 Ball.
11 Players per team – Teams are limited to 11 players because of the small field. If a total of 22 players are not available then players may be traded to the opposing team to make the sides even.
The Clock – The clock will stop only for these circumstances:
Change of possession
Charged Time Out (2 Min)
Official’s Time out
Ball out of Bounds
Penalties
Video for the
Turkey Bowl is provided by:
Scott Treml Video
Production Services
"We don''t do weddings or any of dat crap, all we do is the Trukey Bowl so we're damn good at it." Scott Treml.
LINE JUDGE
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT WINNING THE PEDAL TRACTOR PULLS.
10. My pants got caught in the chain and came right off.
9. Too hard to steer!
8. Poor tires.
7. Too much snow on track.
6. Bra caught in chain and came right off
5. Pedals not big enough for foot
with six toes
4. Spark plugs fouled or missing.
3. Fuel not high enough octane.
2. Tractor wrong color.
1. Not enough people pushing.
Here you'll find great comments from the minds of the head cheerleader and her fellow cheerleaders.
Special thanks to Tom Seidel for coming out on Thanksgiving Day with his tractors.
BLUE JELL-O'S TB VII PLAYER ROSTER
2. Bob VanLanen
4. Justin Sobieck
5. Andrew Purshock (MVP)
6. Logan Sobieck
7. Ryan Cullinane
8. Willy Cornelius
9. Danielle VanLanen
10.Sarah Poquette
11.Adam Meeusen
12.Jordan "Trainwreck" Veale
13.Randy Schwanke
14.Steve "Elvis" Purshock
15.Rick Bakos
TB VII winners photo
RED GOBBLERS PLAYER ROSTER
2. Mike VanDenHeuval
3. A B Cassell
5. Blackie Cornelius
6. Sam Strunk
7. Kelly Wenzel
8. Jason Schmumkey
9. Jason Due
11. Sach Miller
12. Gary Meeusen
14. Grace Veale
TB VII Photos
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