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UNSPORTSMANLIKE COMMENT is a copyrighted feature of THE KAT AND MICK REPORT. 

It is published on a more or less monthly basis.

Note; The comments of S. Lyle OConnor are not those of The KAT AND MICK REPORT, Kat, Mick, The Chicago Bears former head coach Mike Ditka, and anyone living in the Town of Oneida,  Comments made by S. Lyle should be taken with  a grain of salt, or perhaps a pound of salt.

Well, it’s 89 degrees outside.  It’s July 15th and summer is here!  And already it’s almost half over!  (Note: For my international readers, we’ve been having cold and wet weather up here in the ol’ Wisconsin Northwood’s.)  Along with summer, come swimming, outdoor sports, picnics and grilling.  Not to mention concerts, day long crying binges, gardening, hot tubs and even hotter ladies.  Hell, you name it; summer is a good time to do almost anything.  Anything but, set’in at your vintage Pentium II with a dial up, reading a steaming heap of tedious prose gleamed from a beer-soaked crevice inside the demented brain of S. Lyle OConnor.  Sure, at times UNSPORTSMANLIKE COMMENT can seem to be NOT completely without merit.  But often, it is poorly constructed, frequently incoherent and always exceedingly ponderous.  And assuredly, any given article will be without an actual, well, you know…  POINT!  Who wants to tax their brain swimming thru a turbulent sea of verbiage, searching for a glimpse of something relevant?  Jesus, even this paragraph discussing how my writing can be overtaxing…  –Is overtaxing!!!  See what I’m saying?  You should be out-a-doors soaking up beer and sunshine.  So relax!  Today I have…  

Some lite summer reading for you, my beloved fans…

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Sometimes, I wonder if anyone even reads this inane dribble that I, the insanely talented, S. Lyle OConnor put up on this lame website.  Boo!  Boo!  Boo! 

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Sometimes, I wonder if anyone even reads this inane dribble that I, the insanely talented, S. Lyle OConnor put up on this lame website.  All work and no play make S. Lyle a dull boy.   Sometimes, I wonder if anyone even reads this inane dribble that I, the insanely talented, S. Lyle OConnor put up on this lame website.  All work and no play make S. Lyle a dull boy.   Sometimes, I wonder if anyone even reads this inane dribble that I, the insanely talented, S. Lyle OConnor put up on this lame website.  All work and no play make S. Lyle a dull boy.

           

                             

With apologies to:

Steven King, Jack Nicholson and Stanley Kubrick. 

Also, Compaq Computers, Pixel Gel water-based Internet ink, AMD Athalon microprocessors, Microsoft Word and all the money grubbing weasels at KAM enterprises.  In fact, I apologize to anyone and anything whose reputation has been tarnished by this article.  And, most of all, my sincerest apologies go to any of you who actually noticed!

S. Lyle OConnor can be reached at shawnoconnor@hotmail.com.

He is begging you not to write him.  But sometimes he likes to say things that are opposite of how he really feels.  That’s a hint, you freaking moron.   Or is it?