THIS IS FULL CONTACT FOOTBALL WITH NFL RULES WITH THESE EXCEPTIONS
THE 5 SECOND RULE - NO ONE CAN BLITZ THE QUARTER BACK UNTILL 5 SECONDS AFTER THE BALL IS SNAPPED.
NO FIELD GOALS - BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THERE ARE NO GOAL POSTS.
ONLY ONE FIRST DOWN IS ATTAINABLE - BECAUSE OF THE SHORT FIELD AND THE LIMITED AMOUNT OF PLAYERS THERE IS ONLY ONE FIRST DOWN AND THAT IS THE 25 YARD LINE, MID FIELD
ON SIDE KICKS ARE PROHIBITED.
DISPUTED PLAYS -
BECAUSE THERE IS NO TELEVISION INSTANT REPLAY, PLAYS IN DISPUTE WILL BE DECIDED BY MAGIC EIGHT BALL.
9 PLAYERS PER TEAM - TEAMS ARE LIMITED TO 9 PLAYERS BECAUSE OF THE SMALL FIELD. IF A TOTAL OF 18 PLAYERS ARE NOT AVAILABLE THEN PLAYERS MAY BE TRADED TO THE OPOSING TEAM TO MAKE THE SIDES EVEN. SHOULD AN ODD NUMBER OF PLAYERS OCCUR THEN 1 OR MORE PLAYERS MUST SIT OUT.
THE CLOCK - THE CLOCK WILL STOP ONLY FOR THESE CIRCUMSTANCES.
CHANGE OF POSSESSION
CHARGED TIME OUT (2 MIN.)
OFFICIALS TIME OUT
BALL OUT OF BOUNDS
PENALTYS
SPORTS
THE CHEERLEADERS
CORNER
BLUE JELLOS
RED GOBBLERS
J.D. BUNKER JULES CORNELIUS
ALEX PICKETT
BUNKY PICKETT
SARAH POQUETTE
LOGAN SOBIECK
BOB VAN LANNEN
KELLY WENZEL
KEVIN YOUNG
RICK (APRILS BOYFRIEND)
WHITIE CORNELIUS
DEE JOSEPHI
PEGGY KAMKE
AARON MEEUSEN
ADAM MEEUSEN
GARY MEEUSEN
BRANDON PICKETT
RICK POQUETTE
MARGE WENZEL
TEAMS ARE NOT LIMITED TO ONLY THESE PLAYERS, IF MORE PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY THEY WILL BE ADDED TO THE ROSTER ON THAT DAY. THE XPFL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO TRADE OR MOVE PLAYERS AS IT SEES FIT.
TB-01 PLAYERS ROSTER
OFFICIALS:
REFEREE AND
LINE JUDGE
EARL POQUETTE JR.
SAM POQUETTE
JOE SIEHR
FIELD JUDGE
UMPIRE
TB-01 FANS LOOK ON AND ENJOY THE GAME
XPFL CHEERLEADERS CLOWN AROUND DURING A BREAK IN THE ACTION
XPFL ANNOUNCERS KEPT BUSY DURING GAME, NOTE MARY POQUETTE AWARD TROPHY IN FOREGROUND
DAN VANLENEN ASSISTED BY HIS BROTHER DON, ORGANIZE A HALFTIME SHOW OF FIREWORKS
THE BLUE JELLO CHEERLEADERS POSE FOR A PUBLICITY PHOTO
AS THE AFTERNOON WEARS ON, THE RED GOBBLER CHEERLEADERS SEEMED MORE FUZZY AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF THE BLUE JELLO CHEERLEADERS
TIME OUT FOR AN INJURY ON THE FIELD! OUCH THAT'S GOT TO HURT
RED GOBBLER CHEERLEADERS SEEM DEMORALIZED AS THE GAME WEARS ON
HEAD CHEERLEADER THE KAT ENJOYS A LOVELY BEVERAGE
ZEUS TAKES THE FIELD MUCH TO THE PUZZLEMENT OF JEAN POQUETTE HANSEN (ALSO THE QUEEN OF CHICKEN NIGHT)
WITH THE BLUE JELLO'S AHEAD BY 18 POINTS THE SCOREBOARD GIRLS, BRITTANY AND ASHLY GIVE UP HOPE FOR A RED GOBBLER VICTORY
THANK YOU CHEERLEADERS FOR YOUR HELP AT TB-01 AND START TO THINK OF NEW CHEERS FOR NEXT YEAR. REMEMBER TO CHECK BACK HERE FOR PRACTICE DATES AND TIMES FOR TB II
THE KAT
FINAL SCORE: BLUE JELLOS 54
RED GOBBLERS 24
RAE POQUETTE THINKS ABOUT HER BIG MOMENT AS A RED GOBBLER CHEERLEADER. SHE LOOKS FOR HELP NOW TO BE ON THE WINNING TEAM NEXT YEAR.
Top ten changes in XPFL seen at TB-01
10. Successful introduction of pumpkin pie and cool whip kicking tee.
9. Wish bones used to settle challanged penelty calls.
8. XPFL officials successfully used as parking attendants before start of game.
7. XPFL cheerleaders now able to provide sideline "mud wrestling" show during slow periods in game.
6. Less official time outs for network commercials.
5. Flimsy cheerleaders almost all eliminated from XPFL.
4. Use of empty cool whip containers as athletic cups.
3. XPFL announcers offer brilliant commentary as usual
2. Crowd disappointed by absence of President Bush due to security concerns.
1. Turkey bones used as building materials to begin construction of "Poquette Dome."
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THE BLUE JELLO'S REGROUP AFTER A DEVASTATING PENELTY
THE SHADOWS GROW LONG LATE IN THE AFTERNOON ON POQUETTE FIELD
THE RED GOBBLERS TRY A COME-BACK IN THE FOURTH QUARTER, BUT ALAS THEIR EFFORTS WERE IN VEIN
COME TO TB-II
NOVEMBER 28, 2002
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DEPERE, WISCONSIN
CARRY INS PERMITTED
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE ENCOURAGE IT
THE XPFL CHEERLEADERS IN ALL THEIR GLORY, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: AMY SIEHR, RAE POQUETTE,
JEAN POQUETTE HANSEN, THE KAT, STEPHANIE PREVOST, TRIXIE SOBIECK, ALISSA VANLANEN, CHRISSIE MEEUSEN
XPFL ANNOUNCERS BECOME TIRED AND IRRATABLE AFTER 3 HRS. OF BROADCASTING THE TURKEY BOWL
THE SIDELINES DURING A BREAK IN THE ACTION
THE RED GOBBLERS WARMING UP FOR THE BIG GAME
THE MEDICAL STAFF ALWAYS ON HAND AND STANDING BY FOR INJURYS
A SELECT GROUP OF XPFL CHEERLEADERS SINGS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM left to right JEAN POQUETTE HANSEN, THE KAT STEPHANIE PREVOST, EILEEN (TRIXIE) SOBIECK
