1. AXIS OF EVIL TO DISBAND ONLY TO REUNITE LATER EVEN STRONGER AND MORE EVIL THAN BEFORE.
Prediction by Trixie Sobieck
2. KAT AND MICK REPORT BUYS OUT FAILING NEW YORK TIMES BECOMING UNSTOPABLE MEDIA GIANT.
Prediction by KAMR staff writers.
3. JAMES SIEDL AND JEAN POQUETTE HANSEN SET WEDDING DATE AND BEGIN PLANNING OF FAMILY.
Prediction by Kathy Pickett
4. ALISSA VANLANEN WINS LOTTERY.
Prediction by Kathy Pickett
5. AN UNNAMED POQUETTE INLAW WILL LEAVE MARRIAGE TO BECOME A NUN.
Prediction by KAMR staff
6. ROSILEE POQUETTE WILL MARRY SOULMATE RON (LAST NAME UNKNOWN) IN LAS VEGAS.
Prediction by Rosilee's bookie
7. EXCITED TO RETURN HOME CHRISSY MEEUWSEN COMPLETES HER PEACE CORPS DUTY TO FIND THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS APPOINTED HER AS AMBASSADOR TO BENIN, AFRICA.
Prediction by Rahm Emanuel
8. DAVE POQUETTE WILL CONSIDER A FIFTH WIFE.
Prediction by clerk at Clarksville 7/11
9. RICHARD POQUETTE PERFECTS VEHICLE THAT ACHIEVES MILEAGE OF 125 MILES PER GALLON AND TO PREVENT INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE HAS BROTHER HIDE THE PLANS ONLY TO FIND LATER THAT EARL CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE.
Prediction by Hobart Village Idiot
10. JUSTIN SOBIECK WILL BE HIRED TO TOW AN AUTOMOBILE FOUND IN THE WOODS AND FINDS THE SKELETON OF OF MISSING LABOR LEADER JIMMY HOFFA IN THE BACK SEAT.
Prediction by KAMR staff.
